For all of you who partied like it was fracking 1999 in 1999 or any year really, but now feel that you are too old to get down till you died from too much joy.
Now you can party hard and still be a boring (and really tacky) grown up!
And for those of you that want to be all green and shit whlie partying
Ceramic red cup from Think Geek.com!! So awesome!! Just don’t get to wobbly in the legs with these or you will end up with yet another story involving tequila and ER nurses shaking their heads at you and calling you stupid.